Yolk Swapping Is So Hot Right Now

This is the hottest thing I've seen since nasalingus or tentacle porn. Really. I mean it this time. Japan, you were right. Sex just isn't good. In fact, it's not only dull, but it's repulsive. I hate genitalia, and I just couldn't be happier that you choose to blur out an exposed vagina or one of your nation's lack luster penises, but rather, push the limits to expose the world to bukake videos and girl on dude in a lion mask wearing a dress suit rape fetish material. Just kidding, actually, Japanese pornography is still the most fucked up abortion to ever be spewed forth from post-atomic-apocalypse, American pop-culture overload.