Easiest. Joke. Ever.

Is it in yet?

That's right ladies, my turn.

I Have the Weirdest Boner Right Now

Ummm....thank you? I know how this happened. Imagine, if you will, Nicolas Cage sitting at the dinner table this Christmas across from  Francis Ford Coppola (his uncle) with nothing to throw in the ring against Godfather but a new Ghostrider coming out...cut to him sitting awake for about six nights straight trying to write his opus...cut to him giving up and Shatner-izing the shit out of a LMFAO song...cut to a blogger getting the world's most awkward half chub. What's that I smell? Fire.