Kid Fails to Grasp Everything

Hey kid, fuck you. Charlie Sheen is a fucking "warlock...rock star from mars," and in case you missed it, he can jump of a cliff because he's "an F-18, bro," just spitting "gnarly-isms" like a mothefucking "high priest." How many Best Anal Scene AVN award-winning starlettes watched Jaws for the first time on your bitchin' yacht? Zero. If Major League 3(b) came out right now, it would be the highest grossing film in the history of cinema. So why don't you go jump off a cliff before Captain Sheen melts your face off. "Winning."