Mouth Cancer, Here I Come. Thanks for the Heads Up, Taiwan.

So, this story broke like a week ago: apparently a study shows that guys (especially white guys, I guess, for some reason) who feast on the clam burger like Kobayashi are more likely to catch the big C right in the mouth (no pun intended, but seriously, did you see what I just did there?), and I guess this has something to do with HPV. Well, it was only a matter of time until Taiwan went straight genius on everyone's ass and animated the shit out of this story. I have loved every second of Taiwanese news animation, and this might be my favorite. Of course HPV is a pimp, and fish tacos always feature whole trout. Genius.