Robbery Sort Of

Nice plan bro. I'm going to go controversial with this and give China some credit here. Here's why: when you limit your citizens' access to movies and TV and the internet and shit, regular people have no fucking idea how to do hood rat stuff like rob a bank. In 'Merica, a seven year old knows how to steal a car, and everyone who's seen The Town knows that if you're going to rob a bank, wear a mask (before you actually enter the bank), hack the alarm, bring a gun, and get the fuck out as quickly as possible. Hatchet versus bullet proof glass for six minutes? Nerp. So, ya, China doesn't have to worry about master mind bank robbers, a small victory for the reds. We roll a bit more on the gangster side of the force over here, case in point: