Happy Valentine's Day

Singing Sweet Caroline to your girlfriend in the middle of the food court while Joe Shmoe smears his freedom fries all over her as he walks by: fail. And don't get on your knee twice. Respect yourself. You really wanna have to beg for her to take the ring you just dropped three month's salary on? That's the precedent you're setting? Good luck. Hope it works out for you.

P.S. I hope it does. He can't help being a dumb ass.