Bieder Goes Down, Hard

I don't hate Justin Bieber. Everyone thinks their talented until someone eventually tells you otherwise, or you hear yourself sing, and it clicks that you're a fucking retard. With everyone telling you you're like Doogie Howser and Michael Jackson's immaculate love child, which seems oddly plausible, it must be difficult to hear yourself sing and admit, "wait, that sucks." When I first saw Bieb's in an interview discussing how much the haters suck, and how he plans on releasing an acoustic album to prove them wrong, I was all for it. Then, like everyone else, I heard him perform his little 15 second acoustic set at the Grammy's and realized that he actually does in fact suck, and the haters don't hate him, they hate a system which allows him to make millions while people with skills like fixing a car or building a house or tending to the sick or singing or acting or dancing can't feed their families. So, ya, everyone wants to see him get shot up. It's fucking hilarious. I don't hate Justin Bieber, but I agree with all the rational people that say fuck you, Bieber.

P.S. You can't act either, bro. I mean, my sixth grade performance in a re-imagining of Macbeth set on a 1960's American university campus totally owned that death scene. Ya, I acted a bit, until I realized that drama club kids never got laid. I'll admit it. Haters.

P.P.S. If I were Bieber, I'd do exactly the same thing. Oh, you wanna give me all your money? Okay. Last Bieber video ever. Haters.