My Bad. But No, Not Really.

There is no way this was my fault. Who searches for "the lowerclassman?" And besides, your parents should be keeping a better eye on you. And what's all this shit about you feeling "funny inside" and "bad" because you read my blog. Fuck you. I know you're just telling the girl next door that "porn is bad" and that "objectifying the female form to the point of actually ejaculating onto someone's face is disgraceful" because you're trying to get it in, and I can respect that, we've all said things we didn't mean, but you are kind of hurting my feelings with this.
P.S. Perfect casting for "Lisa."