Baby Can't Dance For Shit

First off, babies go viral, and I'm not about to fall behind the curb. That being said, not to be a dick, but train your fucking baby or don't even show up for the show. So You Think You Can Dance? Nurp. Kid's weak like a "Manwich" at a chili cook-off. As a side note, I'm 99.99% sure a British nanny was convicted for pretty much exactly what you just did to your kid, so say, "Howdie" to mommy for me when she sees this video, dumbass, 'cuz junior's about three shakes away from given' her nothing but "durp, durp" and a head bob for the next eighteen years.  My favorite part of the video was when the beat went all, "Womp! Womp! Womp! Womp! Womp!"