Thursday, March 3, 2011

Best Movie Ever

Ya, I'm watching The Princess Bride right now. I'm hammered, and the number one smoosh already left for the night. I am alone watching the best movie ever. Wanna get laid? Next time a smoke tells you to get the fuck away from her, drop "As you wish." Only respectable comeback. If Jenna Mourey throws "the face" at you: "As you wish," back away, never turn your back. If all else fails, give her something shiny.

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