Cat Hatin'

Alright, I know I hate on kitties quite a bit without any counter-evidence. Boom. This dog just lifted his biffle and replaced him in the cage so the boys in blue would peep none the wiser; case in point: dogs are kinda bro, and cats are kinda hipster. Right? I know a lot about hipsters because I'm drowning in them over in the English Department (hope they never catch on to the fact that I spend my free time peddling smut like 4Chan.org on a government holiday, well, maybe not that bad) and I promise you that cats are hipsters. Dogs bro out like motherfuckers, and I fucking love it. Every time I watch this video, I just see Red walkin' up to a beach in Zihuatanejo, Mexico and laughing his ass off, like "Bro, you're kinda my dawg right now." (If you didn't get that Shawshank reference, you might be a cat, but you've probably never heard it.)