Creepy Cricket Fan Raped You, and It Will Happen Again

After watching this video, I started feeling those phantom cock itches you get after a one night stand, like no matter how many showers you take, you just don't feel clean for a few days. I know I probably don't have anything, but I swear I have bumps forming at the base of my smash shaft after Slumdog Crazy-Stare over here had his way with my gaze and left my mind just tattered and torn apart in some club bathroom while Ben Roethlisberger's bodyguards blocked the door. I need to get tested.