Another Cat Tries Desperately To Be Cool

See: Nice Try, Miss. Seriously. But then I thought, maybe some girls just pretend to suck at things. If a cat can box dive, the number one smoosh can/wants to too, right? I am convinced that some girls actually try really hard  to suck at diving/ pretend they wouldn't be awesome at it, because the number one smoosh goes to an all-girls school, and she refuses to gutter stutter, and I can't figure out why. Take a hint from this ginger puss, and pile drive a smash box. I would say, "Boom. Roasted." But I'd rather say, "Boom. Triple Kiss your fucking friends already because I know you want to."