100 Percent Not Real Life

There are two things that piss me off about this video. First, why isn't it snowing? This is a Christmas movie right? I hate having to acknowledge that parts of the country without seasons celebrate holidays. Second, what kinds of dick street performer turns down chicken? Not only that, who accepts a tip from two little kids, anyway. Have some self-respect. Maybe they figured that if they gave you money, you'd spend it all on crack, just like their parents always taught them, so they figured they'd help you out with a meal. Their parents also probably taught them that you'd like fried chicken for whatever reason. Just keep playing your sax and just be glad that you aren't sleeping in a real American city on Christmas, a city with snow.
P.S. You could learn something from this guy. Cue the Sexy Sax Man...