Saturday, March 5, 2011
Another Cat Tries Desperately To Be Cool
Nice try, fag. But that's the worst part. This cat is seriously trying to be cool. "I can catch bro!" Fail. Easiest game to play with a dog? Catch. Hardest game to play with a cat? Living my life without instantly regretting buying a fucking cat because my pussy threatened to withhold blowjobs (see what I just did there?) The number one smoosh loves cats, but it will never happen and this is why. "But UG, they're so adorable...slurp slurp slurp." No. Cats suck dick. Hungrily. And, the bromos in this video couldn't get it in with a speedpass.
P.S. I apologize for the use of "fag." I clearly meant it literally, as in this particular feline is a weak individual with physical attributes reminiscent of a small branch or twig.
P.P.S. I'm allergic to cats.
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