Candy

I know what you're thinking. This fucking psycho just destroyed his entire kitchen because he couldn't find his candy. Fair enough. But read between the lines. He had put his candy in the freezer. I do the same thing. People who freeze their candy like their candy frozen, so who the fuck put his candy on the counter? I'm looking at you camera man. "I'll take my dad's candy out of the freezer and put it on the counter so it's all meltie and then videotape his reaction and post it on YouTube, lolz." Well this is what happens. Get a job asshole.