World's Cutest Housekeepers Shoot the Shit When They Should Be Working

I'm fucking tired of this. The first two that the maid service sent over just kept squawking around, probably mocking my DVD collection and discussing which pills to jack out of my medicine cabinet. Unbelievable. So I call for replacements, and I get this shit. "Preferably younger" means two hot 18 year-olds that at least look good while they go all Telemundo all over my place, not two babies. Now, they're just standing around my kitchen, talking more gibberish. Learn the language assholes, and at least clean up the toys you brought with you.