This Has to Be Fake

This is fake. This has to be fake. I know for a fact that all girls are flexi-sexual (look it up). It is fake. It has to be, or I quit. They all had a top secret dirty Russian whore pillow fight immediately after this absurd video was made. Unless this is a video of my roommate Phillian dressed up as a female Russian civilian molesting unsuspecting law enforcement agents, which I doubt, I cannot accept it. That is all.