Sports Illustrated Flamboyant former NBA star Dennis Rodman has been told he could face up to 20 days in jail unless he pays some $860,000 in child support.
So, apparently Rodman's on his way to green mile because he and every other NBA player owes a gazillion in child support, blah, blah, blah. That really isn't the interesting part. What intrigues me is this farce of a defense he's putting up, pretending that 20 days in prison wouldn't be the most fun he's ever had. No one's going to pick a fight with a big'un with jagged 'bows and a knack for sack taps, first off. Plus, I gotta think there will probably be a pool going on whether the greatest rebounding tranny of all time actively wants to be someone's bitch or if he might just be straight enough to fake believable reluctance (but based on the Carmen Electra banging and being the commish of the Lingerie Football League, he's definitely not gay, just a weird as shit attention whore, right?) Which brings me to my next point, he was probably still relevant when half of these hoodlums were locked up, and you know he's been dying to be famous again (cue the E! reality show following his incarceration.) Who's better suited for Oz II than a HOF 6'6'' professional wrestler in a wedding dress? Probably most people, but fuck it, this'll be more entertaining.
P.S. Did some research...pretty sure he might definitely be Bi.
Disclaimer: I'm not implying that gay guys in prison have fun getting raped, just implying that Rodman might be a slutty dude with some pretty kinky fantasies.
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