Miranda Kerr Goes All 'Lost in Translation' On Our Asses

Given, Kerr's in my top five, easy, and she's in it hard. No amount of half gay babies can change that. But is it racist that I think a submissive, geisha-fied Kerr is in my top one? Hard.

P.S. This effectively makes every blogger that mocked Coors Iced Tea earlier this week gay. Sorry, but iced tea is so hot right now.