Top Secret Under 500 Swag, Courtesy of NYC

It's bad enough that you're the most talked-about sub-.500 team in the national media since the last NYC market sports franchise went under .500 (not the Mets...whatever they do isn't sport,) but whatever, the worst part is that these jabroni can't even make it through their own video without giggling at their criminally unfunny inside jokes like Seth Green watching an episode of Robot Chicken alone in Seth MacFarlane's basement. Reading? Do you even know what being an NBA player is all about? Gilbert Arenas is pulling guns on teammates in the locker room, Paul Pierce regularly throws up gang signs at either Al Horford or whoever stabbed him in the face this week, and Delonte West literally banged his teammate's mom, and you're going to read at them?

P.S. Too many 3 year-old NBA references for ya?