Fake Life Rodent Masquerades As Mascot

So this is an opossum. Roadkill. Is this what we're doing now. Ya, I have a mascot that lives in my radiator, it's called a fucking mouse, and I live in fear. He lives in my home, and I live in fear. Not a mascot. The dumpster behind my building has a mascot too, it's a skunk and the reason why I throw my trash bags in from the balcony instead of walking down there. I'm also just jealous because he can snowboard better than I can.

P.S. I throw my trash off my balcony because I'm lazy. I know it. You know it. The dumpster mascot knows it.