U!S!A!

We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created blah blah. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. I have a dream. I like turtles. This is my list of all-star 'Merika quotes. Shattered. In a world dominated by GIFs and YouTube rants, the world's longest line of bikini-clad coeds flat out wins. For when Alexander looked back on his Empire, he wept, for there were no lands left to conquer, and he said, "FUCK YOU, bikinis right in your grill mix." Roasted.