This pretty much sums up the differences between the Jets and the Pats. Gronk's basically our least savvy media personality--entertaining as hell, but gets filmed spinnin' his shirt round his head like a hellicoptah (read in Petey Pablo voice) after the Superbowl loss...not to mention he's probably hung over for this interview. Revis, on the other hand, isn't even in the Jets' top three "last fucking idiots I'd want talking about our rivals on Sportscenter" list, and he calls the greatest head coach to ever cut the sleeves off his hoodie a "jerk" and does it under his breath like a seven year-old that just got caught calling his little brother a cucka-face. Cut to Gronk giving the best answer to any question ever: "Tebow?" "Starting quarterback for the Jets." So far in The Dirty's head he can Gronk-spike the kid's repressed memories if he wants to. Yo Soy Fiesta indeed.
P.S. By "greatest head coach to ever cut the sleeves off his hoodie," I obviously mean the greatest genius to participate in athletics of any kind since Einstein rode a bike.
P.P.S. In the freeze frame opening to this clip, they both look like they're sitting at a kitchen counter across from Chris Hansen.
P.P.S. In the freeze frame opening to this clip, they both look like they're sitting at a kitchen counter across from Chris Hansen.
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