Truth

Seeing this just gives me flashbacks, flashbacks to a time when I believed in integrity, a time of innocence, a time before I read the label on a chip bag at some sticky picnic table. But now I know better. This little airbag affront to God and country isn't "for individual retail sale." Assholes pass them out as sides with hot dogs at Cape League games or clam shacks with little ankle-biters as their most common victims, and it's a fucking disgrace. Now you know. Honestly, they should give up on this little titty flick of a sham and just give that bitch a pickle spear, bitches love pickle spears.

P.S. I bet whoever made this video thinks they just put the nail in the Lays empire's coffin. Occupiers.