Who Ya Got?

vs.

Tale of the Tape

Name: --------------Most Interesting Man in the World------ Keith Stone

Birth Place: ---------Latin America------------------------- Middle America

Age: ---------------- Old--------------------------------- Too old for the grade he's in.

Reach: ------------- 67" ---------------------------------- For another stone.

Always drink beer? No --------------------------------- Yes

When he does? ---- Dos Equis--------------------------- Treinta Keystones

Music: ------------ Classical/Tango------------------------- Lynyrd Skynyrd

Clothing: -----------Classy------------------------------ Lynyrd Skynyrd

Food: ------------- Fillet Mignon------------------ Whatever Macho Man Randy Savage eats.*

'Merica?----------- Nope-------------------------------- Fuck yeah!

Winner: Stone. Keith Stone.

P.S. I was gonna do a "Who Ya Got?" Pacquiao vs. Mosley. But come on. I'm just gonna make it a "Who Ya Got?" Pacquiao vs. whatever chump they get to step up after Mosley if the sport of boxing still exists a few months from now. The latter being the only part up for debate anymore.

P.P.S.