More Evidence That Dogs Are The Tits

Cats hate people. FACT. Dogs love everyone. FACT. I am going to be a shitty father. FACT. If I leave a cat to watch my kids, best case scenario: the cats at least kill them quickly before they start eating them. If I leave my kids with this guy: he plays one of the top five kids boardgames of all time, and he probably even let's them win. Done and done. He probably even has a cold beer waiting for me when I stumble back in at 3am.