Flawless Victory

My boy here just pocketing pens like a motherfucker. Like I always say, diversion has everything to do with the perfect heist. Kansas City Shuffle. They look right, you go left. Nice pen, bro, wanna sign a treaty or something? Yup. Next thing you know, boom. Gaffles.

P.S. Am I the only one who knows about gaffles? Started back in high school, and no one in college seems to be in on it. Basically, you can take shit from your friends as long as they're there when you do it and you call gaffles on it. Example: you're buddy's eating a sandwich and has some fries on the side..."Gaffles!" You snag a fry. That's it. Next time you've got a surplus of shit he might gaffle you back. Just never gaffle anything too costly and try to respect the gaffle (don't go gaffling shit all over the place.)

P.P.S. No gaffling booze, people, or girls.