What Do You Think?

Asian vs Hispanic. Which one is he?

Asian Toddler

vs.

Early 30's Hispanic Comedian

This has been bothering me for a while, so I don't care how old this movie is...what do you think? I honestly have no idea. He's in Boy Scouts, so he's probably young, but he's not horrified of Ed Asner, so he can't be young. He's funny, so he can't be Gabriel Iglesias, but he's fat, so he can't be Asian. I'm lost.

Editor's Note: Benny, this quandary is old as shit, but I'm going to leave the post up and answer your question. He's the illegitimate love child of Tiger Woods and Rosie Perez, raised by Sal, Rosie's neighbor from the hood in Do the Right Thing, as a favor to Spike Lee (who wouldn't allow the bastard son of a Swiss Nanny marrying Uncle Tom in his home) to make amends for the untimely death of Radio Raheem and to deter any further vandalism to his recently renovated pizza shop, although being raised in a pizza shop has led to morbid obesity. The boy was heavily influenced by the Korean grocers across the street who, recognizing the boy's obvious Asian ancestry, took it upon themselves to teach him the stringent work ethic and perseverance of his people which then of course led him to excel in the Boy Scouts. Additionally, his time roaming the neighborhood picking up Miller High Life's at the Korean grocery for The Mayor lead to his courage in the face of senility. Too many references. I'm dizzy.