"Prince William admits to pre-wedding nerves"

Don't worry. This isn't the story about that headline. This is a story about that the fact that that is a fucking headline. On CNN. Is England ever going to drop the charade? Cue Pharrell "I know that you're carryin' on, nevermind if you're showin off, you are just frontin, (you know that I want you England). But seriously stop frontin. You know you ain't no monarchy baby. It's ok. I accept you. I love you for your content; your Karl Pilkington, your 'Skins', your guy from get him to the greek, your old lady who tells james bond what to do, not your surface appearance. So lets drop this cutesy act where you pretend that you're still ruled like you were when people got the plague. Then this prince guy can be just another douche. Which he already is. Just a random douche who's rich for no reason. Don't get me wrong, we have douches who are rich for no reason over here "across the pond". Probably more of them. But we make them live in a house on the jersey shore for our entertainment, or at least put out a sex tape, before they get to be rich. Now that's how you run a country