Parenting 101

Japanese game shows  get a bad rep. Tying a woman up and pouring scorpions over her face or allowing piglets to eat slop off of her is pretty fucked up. Tentacle porn...pretty bad too. Fair enough, pretty bad. I'm going to watch it, but I'm not going to be proud of myself afterwards. But I don't see anything wrong with this. The bear's in a fucking cage. Man up. In fact, I'm doing this. As soon as my kid can walk, he's standing toe to toe with a polar bear, and so help me God, if that little bastard screams I'm getting out the scorpions.

P.S. That bear's a fucking dumbass, when was the last time they fed you a live seal bro? Have you ever even seen a seal before? Respect yourself.