Kid's Gonna Get So Much Ass Someday

Mortal Lock: Stoollala will blog this tomorrow, but I'm just going to give the kid a high five right now. If my wife ever trains my son to do this while I'm at work actually contributing to the world, I will hang myself in Fenway, where he would have played had his mother not fucked him in the head so badly. Seriously though, no one should ever blame this kid for working it like a motherfucker, all mom's fault.