SURPRISE, Ariz. -- Kansas City Royals closer Joakim Soria wants to get rid of his nickname.
Soria saved 43 games in 46 opportunities last season and for the second time in two years was selected to the All-Star Game. Along the way, he's picked up a nickname he doesn't like: "The Mexicutioner."
Soria is from Monclova, Mexico. He says the nickname has a negative connotation and is particularly bad these days with all of the drug-gang violence in his native country. He wants a different nickname or just to be called by his given name.
Copyright 2011 by The Associated Press
So, I just saw this on ESPN and I have to say, "The Mexicutioner" will forever be Soria's nickname. What negative connotation? You mean sports? You're a fucking closer. Your job is to end people. That's why "Hell's Bells" and "Enter Sandman" and shit play when you guys enter the game. Nothing will stop Mexican drug lords from running shit in Mexico, especially not some ball throwing defector changing his nickname. Just embrace it, and keep Mexicuting bitches like a motherfucker for our entertainment. You can't pick your nickname, that's why Benny Blanco is Benny Blanco and I'm known among close acquaintances as Huge Cock McGee.
P.S. I get where this dude is coming from, but he needs to relax. He sounds like a pussy.
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