America Win?

Alright, the world hates us because of Jerry Springer and other people like me, but here Britain is just straight  jacking the whole pathetic retard thing right out from under our noses, and failing miserably. Jerry had hamster worshiping masochists and lesbian midget wrestling amputees back when I was in fourth grade, and I watched that shit every half day/ sick day like it was my fucking job. And now Britain, half-assing it with face tattoos, just going all viral video all up in the inter-webs? Nerp. Been there, owned it. We invented garbage like this.