Cat Tries Desperately To Be Cool

Nice try, Jimmy, or whatever the fuck your name is. Sensed the dog adoption papers on the way, so you learned a trick. But I caught the editing you bastard, and I know for a fact my dog would stick a thumb up anytime anyplace: no, "Do it again Jimmy?" end scene, cut to cat feeling like doing it again later. Do you know how many times a dog will chase a ball? Forever. Know why? Because they are everything my girlfriend isn't--namely, trainable. So, fuck you, Jimmy. If I wanted yet another un-trainable pussy, I'd date one. Cats remain worthless. Edit that mofo.