I'm Drunk on a Wednesday

Newsflash: I'm drunk on a Wednesday with my roommates. Movie lineup: Willow, Always Sunny Season 1, Night at the Roxbury, Walk Hard, Animal House, Scent of a Woman. Chatroulette: Hard. Underage Girls Friended and Accepted by Benny: 2. Fucks Given: 0. Bootycalls: 1. Showed Up: 1. Left Us Upon Arrival: 1. Handles: 2. I love listing shit. See you tomorrow.