Virus: The Part-Time Virus Hunter vs The Dark Genius

Open your eyes dammit! The part-time virus hunter is the dark genius. Boom. Done. You're welcome 1988. Look how far we've come. I know I get benign viruses on a regular basis, but that's not enough to stop me from downloading midget vs donkey porn all day...what's that? Guy dressed up like a pterodactyl fisting a nun? Click.

P.S. Just spelled "pterodactyl" on the second try. Fire.

P.P.S. How is "fisting" not a real word yet?