Sweet, Brah

What an asshole this guy is, right? Who videotapes themselves windsurfing? How does one go about videotaping such an event? And what kind of pretentious dick uses impeccable grammar in a blog post? I know surfers really look down on boogie boarders or whatever, but they can't respect wind surfers that much more, can they? Wind surfers suck, don't they? Honestly, this colossal disaster would seem more entertaining if I were positive that wind surfers could swim, but I'm not, which at once makes me kind of feel for that bro doing cartwheels over the Pacific while still despising Johnny Tsunami over here with the Flip Cam. Did they die? Am I sad?