This year's hobo of the year-
The Park Street T stop lady.
The Park Street T stop lady is a no brainer for the hobo of the year award. She's got so much working for her. The fedex envelope hat. The occasional inexplicable maracas. Having no residence to speak of. Screaming happy new year all year long. She's just got all the intangibles to be a leader in the field of homelessness. And you know this is her month. All summer I'd get off the T at 9:00 am and have her scream happy new year in my face and ask me for money. You know she's excited all december just waiting for the one time her exclamations will be relevant.
I don't know, the Newbury Street Moaning Trike Guy gives her a run for it.
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