This is the first post of the most depressing segment I've ever thought of, the hottest women of all time that have already spent there given time on this earth, before we ever crawled out of our mothers and opened our eyes to see them. AKA the women I would give my left arm, leg, and nut for a time-traveling delorean for. I figure its only right to start with the hottest woman of all pre-BennyBlanco time, Dorothy Dandridge. Number one on my all-time list. She is most notably known as both one of the first African American female celebrities in United States history, and for her role in helping push forward the civil rights movement, and also for being the only good thing to ever come out of the god forsaken wasteland known as Cleveland, Ohio. Imagine Halle Barry, Natalie Portman, and Jessica Alba all rolled in to one. Yeah, what you're imagining was a real girl at one time. But she died before you were born. I do this not to depress endless generations of twenty-something men, but to inspire the invention of time travel. Because if this doesn't provide the proper motivation, nothing will.
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